Snowstorm Gets Area Men all Hot and Bothered to Play with Their Equipment

Area men can't wait to plow anything that is white and holds still

Dec 16 • Christopher Robin

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I am your 2025 Spotify Wrapped and I've Never Been So Bored with another Human

We’re ready for you. Come on down. We have your data, sucker.

Dec 8 • Christopher Robin

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November 2025

Modern Christmas Feels Like the Twisted Offspring of Capitalism and Christianity

How my holidays are evolving

Nov 23 • Christopher Robin

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Taking My Kids to see Back To The Future was like Going Back in Time

I’m trying not to be one of those “back in my day” dads, but sometimes the writing is on the wall.

Nov 4 • Christopher Robin

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October 2025

The Campaign to Stop the Scourge of AI "Art"

On this hill I'll die a happy artist

Oct 16 • Christopher Robin

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My Weird Beginner's Guide to Fountain Pens

I'm a fancy man who enjoys fancy pens and tea

Oct 9 • Christopher Robin

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September 2025

Area Man Silently Judging Your Entire Existence Based on your Bumper Sticker

insert triple-eyebrow raise here

Sep 17 • Christopher Robin

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Parenting is Now a Side-Hustle in IT

Having kids in 2025 is as much about technology management as parenting.

Sep 3 • Christopher Robin

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June 2025

I've Reached the Internet Saturation Point

I don't need a fucking subtitle

Jun 5 • Christopher Robin

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May 2025

Some Thoughts about Aging and The Passage of Time

and also life, parenting, and lawn maintenance

May 21 • Christopher Robin

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April 2025

Being Sober in Las Vegas is Weird, but The Griswold Western Excursion Was a Success

We even took the damned dam tour

Apr 24 • Christopher Robin

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Embracing Internet Apathy

This is where the subtitle goes

Apr 10 • Christopher Robin

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